cramps.
Friday, July 7th, 2006This is what I hate about being a woman. Having my period.
This is probably why my patience is really short this week. It might have contributed to the blown fuse that made me torture my keyboards and say all those things to reina. But it was waiting to happen, so let’s not blame entirely my period on that.
Last month, two weeks before my period, I had a lump on my left breast that was really painful. Period side effects! Grrrr. A week before that period, I was crying my eyes out for every single stupid reason. Hormones! My eyes we’re swollen every damn morning and I couldn’t do anything to stop the crying. Not to mention the deathly painful dysmenorrhea (how do you spell it?) every month.
Raaaahhhh! Being a woman is DIFFICULT!!! Can you imagine going through this EVERY SINGLE MONTH???!!!
If I were I man, I would very gladly welcome a lump in my chest. Who doesn’t want a guy with a meaty chest, right?
When I look back, if I have been a bit more patient and non-caring (like my usual self), this bitch fight with my bestfriend wouldn’t have erupted like this. If I were I guy, I would have just punched reina (assuming that he’s also male) in the face while she was hysteric and we would have made up in the morning. But NO! we have to be WOMEN and be all emotional and drag this until the feeling is right again!
I would have traded one time circumcision for 40 years of this bleeding uterus! And I tell you, the hormones are not just in our minds, it controls us. It’s like I’m possessed or something. No wonder they thought of women as possessed everytime they had their period in the old days. NO WONDER!
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So in my next life, I’ll ask to be a man, we’ll see how difficult it is to be one. And then when I’m sure that being a woman is a hell of a lot worse, I WILL poke any man I know in the eye everytime I hear them whine. Bet your life on it!
